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I’m just trying to look as sexy as I feel.

— 1 day ago

Damn, I love me some curly hair

— 4 days ago

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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Elmer Fudd's Letters Home →

thisdanobrien:

May 14th, 1972

Dear Mom,

Hi Mom! Gosh, where do I start? The weather’s been good (perfect for rabbit season), sessions with my speech therapist seem to be going well (I hope to be able to wish you a “MERRY” Christmas this year, not “Mewwy.” That’ll be my gift to you!) and…

— 6 days ago with 783 notes

Goodbye

It never gets easy. It’s always awkward. How do you do it? It’s easier to just slip away unnoticed. I don’t get it. I’ve just been saying see you in 2017, but what if I don’t? I suppose I can’t afford to think like that. I said goodbye to one dear friend while I was gone the first time, I couldn’t bear to lose another. Sure I’ll still be in communication with people, it’s not the same though. So strange to think that everyone, everything, I’ve ever known is going to be gone from my life for 3 1/2 years. Sure I’ll be moving on to bigger things, improving my quality of life and myself. What good is it though if I can’t share it with those I love? If only I could take them with me. Perhaps this strange state of mind I’m in is the fear of a future alone. No fear of failing at what I’m destined to accomplish, lesser men than I have achieved more. I just fear I could forget everything I’ve left behind, who I am. I don’t want to lose touch, or genuinely mean that goodbye. So long old life, see you in 2017…

— 1 week ago with 2 notes

andthewinnerisjd:

Words of wisdom and introspective questions from Riley Freeman

— 1 week ago with 26 notes

j3d1ntraining:

third-round-charm:

Dear Tumblr,
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig

if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…

(Source: popping-smoke, via tosnuggle-dansvosbras)

— 1 week ago with 192843 notes