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guerrnica:

Afraid of Heights // Wavves

guerrnica:

Afraid of Heights // Wavves

— 2 days ago with 1311 notes

New favorite food. It’s like dog food for people.

New favorite food. It’s like dog food for people.

— 1 week ago

sparksflyonestreet:

365 day song challenge

6) The song with the highest play count on your mp3 player

The Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show

(via ironjawedangel315)

— 1 week ago with 45 notes

Guam is a lonely ass island

— 3 weeks ago with 2 notes

My whole life fits in a single bag

My whole life fits in a single bag

— 1 month ago

I need someone to reward me working out with sex

— 1 month ago with 1 note

cracked:

Only one country could parody Borat so hard, they outdid it.
6 Ridiculous Unofficial Sequels to Your Favorite Movies

#5. The Anti-Borat Borat Sequel Made in Kazakhstan
In My Brother Borat, an American visits Kazakhstan, meets Borat’s brother Bilo, and discovers that the country is actually pretty cool and, if anything, substantially more mustachioed than Borat led us to believe. And once [filmmaker Erkin Rakishev] has built up some of that goodwill, he burns it all to the ground and pisses on the ashes. Bilo is raped by a donkey, gets pregnant, and the two get married. Take that, Sacha Baron Cohen and your racism! In modern Kazakhstan, men aren’t backwards hillbillies who “fuck donkeys.” No, they get fucked by donkeys, and then start a beautiful life together.

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cracked:

Only one country could parody Borat so hard, they outdid it.

6 Ridiculous Unofficial Sequels to Your Favorite Movies

#5. The Anti-Borat Borat Sequel Made in Kazakhstan

In My Brother Borat, an American visits Kazakhstan, meets Borat’s brother Bilo, and discovers that the country is actually pretty cool and, if anything, substantially more mustachioed than Borat led us to believe. And once [filmmaker Erkin Rakishev] has built up some of that goodwill, he burns it all to the ground and pisses on the ashes. Bilo is raped by a donkey, gets pregnant, and the two get married. Take that, Sacha Baron Cohen and your racism! In modern Kazakhstan, men aren’t backwards hillbillies who “fuck donkeys.” No, they get fucked by donkeys, and then start a beautiful life together.

Read More

— 1 month ago with 143 notes

What’s a relationship like?

— 1 month ago