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I need someone to reward me working out with sex

— 6 days ago

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Only one country could parody Borat so hard, they outdid it.
6 Ridiculous Unofficial Sequels to Your Favorite Movies

#5. The Anti-Borat Borat Sequel Made in Kazakhstan
In My Brother Borat, an American visits Kazakhstan, meets Borat’s brother Bilo, and discovers that the country is actually pretty cool and, if anything, substantially more mustachioed than Borat led us to believe. And once [filmmaker Erkin Rakishev] has built up some of that goodwill, he burns it all to the ground and pisses on the ashes. Bilo is raped by a donkey, gets pregnant, and the two get married. Take that, Sacha Baron Cohen and your racism! In modern Kazakhstan, men aren’t backwards hillbillies who “fuck donkeys.” No, they get fucked by donkeys, and then start a beautiful life together.

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cracked:

Only one country could parody Borat so hard, they outdid it.

6 Ridiculous Unofficial Sequels to Your Favorite Movies

#5. The Anti-Borat Borat Sequel Made in Kazakhstan

In My Brother Borat, an American visits Kazakhstan, meets Borat’s brother Bilo, and discovers that the country is actually pretty cool and, if anything, substantially more mustachioed than Borat led us to believe. And once [filmmaker Erkin Rakishev] has built up some of that goodwill, he burns it all to the ground and pisses on the ashes. Bilo is raped by a donkey, gets pregnant, and the two get married. Take that, Sacha Baron Cohen and your racism! In modern Kazakhstan, men aren’t backwards hillbillies who “fuck donkeys.” No, they get fucked by donkeys, and then start a beautiful life together.

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— 1 week ago with 144 notes

What’s a relationship like?

— 1 week ago

very-emergency:

90severyday:

Technotronic - Move This (Shake That Body)

1992

Thee jam

— 1 week ago with 82 notes

There’s a ton of guides on not giving a fuck while I’m trying to figure out how to give one

— 1 week ago

#help 

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Click play for hilarious flaming beefs (to help ease the pain)!

7 Horrors of Ferguson Policing (Made Less Awful With Farts)

#7. The Police Never Filed an Incident Report for the Shooting of Michael Brown

After many days of putting off the report’s release, the Ferguson police have since admitted to never even filing one. Incident reports are incredibly important (and required), and they should ideally be written within 24 hours of the incident (for hopefully obvious reasons). But they didn’t even write one. Isn’t that fucking coo-coo bananas, y’all? I guess they either just never got around to it or never got around to wanting to tell the truth about it. Either way, there’s that.

Or there that is not, I guess.

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— 2 weeks ago with 354 notes